Impress me, good luck
The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.
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It took her 2 hours to get a duck? This girl gets shit done.
I’m so jealous.. I want a duck so bad.. Omg what if I didn’t post anything for 2 hours and came back with a duck… What fucking if.
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…did…did Barbie just break the fourth wall.
that is stacy you uncultured swine
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Don’t. If you want AB to get cancelled, go right ahead and host your hallway and hotel parties. However, staff has already noted that no one is allowed to host room parties or crowd the hallways, and security will be after any and all noise complaints. I get that it sucks, but don’t ruin it. If it…
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